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And by four in the afternoon I was right shmamered.

Man I'm shmamed.
shmamered by A.A.Milne May 13, 2005
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when ur stoned and hammered
"oh AS im fucken shmamered"
"yah dario!"
shmamered by ahmanada May 13, 2005
1. getting shit faced drunk
2. getting totally high
3. rockin out with your cock out
4. doing random people
5. group orgies
1. we're getting shmamered tonight
2. did you go to that shmamer fest the other night?
shmamered by Manda && Tay July 7, 2006
The act of drinking SoCo and Dr. Pepper to the point that you are too intoxicated to function properly and/or remember anything you just did.
What happened last night?" "You got shmamered last night and threw everything around that you could get your hands on.
shmamered by spooby October 13, 2010
When you can't decide if you're totally smashed or just hammered.
I am completely shmamered I don't know if I'm hammered or just smashed.
Shmamered by Jaimexoxo December 17, 2017
Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015