shmamered

Hammered; very drunk.

And by four in the afternoon I was right shmamered.

Man I'm shmamed.

by A.A.Milne March 17, 2005

shfuck

fuck; loose translation of the word fuck into German.

Shfuck you! (preferrably in Germany)

Shfuck this place.

I shfucked you mom with my big fat shpenis.

by A.A.Milne March 17, 2005