ShamePipe

1. Your arsehole.

2. The most emotionally foetal place you can recede to whilst lying upon your bathmat.

3. A place where shitty skater's dreams go to die.

4. Any orifice that belongs to your mum which has had my cock in it.

Nathan Charles Richter: I fucked your mum up her shamepipe and i regretted it. Made me spend all Sunday locked up in my shamepipe.

by David Miles Lichter December 25, 2009

ShamePipe

The abandoned skate-park where George Michael's nightmares go to die.

Frank: I ate so such cheese before I went to bed that I totally fell into the suction of the ShamePipe. Hand me some Kleenex, Spanky!

by Bobbymcnatio December 25, 2009

shitepipe

Another alternative word for a persons backpassage. (of north irish origin)

Im gonna toss your salad bitch plop that shitepipe down on my bake.

mavis that shitepipe's wrecked, whos been at it before me?

I'm gonna empty my bollocks in that shitepipe, thats right im gonna creampie ya!

by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008

shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

by Live To Win July 7, 2010

big shampies

shampies but bigger

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

Champagne:Shampine

Yes it is true. He's a dumbass

Champagne:Shampine is exactly the same.

by KJWBDSKLJDFNW,KADJSNKCJZXN March 23, 2022

shampipple

1-The late great Red Fox coined it a mixture of shampange and ripple wine

Fred -This is my favorite wine !

Grady -What is it?

Fred -Its shampipple

by troubledemon March 31, 2009