A 5'8" walking Greek God. All must bow before his presence and sacrifice any protein in their possession in order to keep Shmepperdan happy.
Mortal- "Shmepperdan is love. Shmepperdan is life. Please o great Shmepperdan, take my frog fuel as an offer."
by Slooky5 February 8, 2022
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