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Shame wank 

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.
Shame wank by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016
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Wank Shame 

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.
After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.
Wank Shame by C-Toppa April 20, 2014

Wank of Shame 

To masturbate furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. Typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears.
"Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"
Wank of Shame by Coq-piece December 9, 2009

Wank of Shame 

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.
My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.
Wank of Shame by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

Wank-Shake 

A Wank-Shake is a filthy prank played by mcdonald's employees on innocent customers, who purchase any variety of milkshake, from a drive thru. to do this male employees will wack off into your milkshake thus creating a Wank-Shake. The symptoms of obtaining a Wank-Shake are: extra saltyness, your straw becoming blocked due to chilled spunk, stickyness after drinking milkshake and most of all, circular swirls of cream/white in your milkshake, due to a cheap attempt to cover it up.
Customer: "excuse me sir, i didn't want vanilla swirl in my milkshake!!"
Employee: "noo mate thats no vanilla!!!, (sniggers to others).

Larry: "did you sort that posh twat in the mercedes a Wank-Shake".

Barry: "ov'coarse mate, a nice steamy one, Wank my cock!! haha!!!!"..

Larry: "Lerious-character!!! hahaha!!".
Wank-Shake by k-k-KenZi July 18, 2007

shit shave shower and wank 

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.
i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

Shamewank 

A shamewank can be defined by the distraught feeling you get after masturbation, knowing that your belly is covered in cum having thought about the most disgustings thing ever.

Examples of these are:

Your dog
Your cat
Your best friends girlfriend
Your best friend (Same sex)
Your mum
Your sister
The 80 year old woman down the road
Dead people
I caught young billie havin' a damn shamewank last night. Motherfucker had a picture of your sweet grandma in his left hand, while he beat his man meat and spunked on her glass covered pretty lips. Motherfucker!
Shamewank by Ashamedbuthappy October 23, 2009
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