Shammers are usually lazypeople that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.
A person (usually male) who wrangles poon for a living, likes smalking smike smish, is more likely than not lead harmonica player for a country/punk band.
Did you see that shmameron smoady unfold the booms on that beho?