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A tall, intelligent and handsome man. Can sometimes get really freaky, or be nonchalant. Sometimes he may come off heartless but dont be fooled cause he got's the biggest heart and biggest package. He thinks about one person all the time and he strives to do his best for his future career. He wants to have kids and take care of his baby, but will need help along the way.
I need a shakel in my life
Shakel by digbicktom June 1, 2020
Words you can keep

Shakel's Sperm 

The fastest sperm in the entire world
"Shakel's sperm is faster than the speed of light!"
Shakel's Sperm by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

Baby shake 

Luffy got baby shake by the yonko Kaido it wasn’t even a fight.
Baby shake by Scott Tangents November 3, 2018

Semen shake 

A big cup filled with 50+ guys large loads of cum then swallowed
During my crazy bachelor party me and my buddies made a semen shake for the sexy stripper.
Semen shake by lalaloveless June 16, 2016

The Isaac Shake 

When you spin in circles balancing on your fat chode.
Yo last night I did The Isaac Shake on Bridget’s belly
The Isaac Shake by Milk Gang March 23, 2020

Divine Protein Shake 

The most natural substance known to man, made by men. A euphemism for semen that was coined by the Doctor of Spirituality, 40 Day Water Fast Survivor, and Creator of Premasati Yoga, Connor Murphy himself. Connor Murphy has been drinking his own, and other men's, nut butter for its perceived health benefits and muscle growing properties. The love liquid contains some powerful substances such as Oxytocin, Spermidine, Nerve Growth Factor, Testosterone, and Protein, to name a few.
"I'm gonna suck Nicolli's Divine Protein Shake straight from the tap to avoid unwanted oxygen exposure."

"Damn! My girlfriend has become Ronnie Coleman 2.0! Her gains must come from drinking my Divine Protein Shake."

shake the dew off my lily 

The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!
I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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