This can be done many ways. Telling someone you'
re only talking to them, when in all
reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to
break their heart. Telling a
guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *
butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a
guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on
literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.
Wow dude, you'
re really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!
You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you
first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair
flip*
