Sfreepster 

One who is comfortable, and confident to speak freely when talking politics regardless of party affiliation.

Unlike some of the other political message boards, this message board sure does have a lot of sfreepsters posting in it.

Sfreepster by Detmurds August 21, 2008

Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

Seepster

Seepsters

Aging Yuppies & Hipsters seeping into broad society. Struggling with the reality of being grown up, in a bonded-pair relationship, and having their first child. Also known as a GRUP: a grown up Yuppie or Hipster.

Entomology
The normalized sociological transition from Young Adult to Suburban Bonded-pair Parents, has been delayed from historic trends. People are getting married at older ages and the percentage of married couples is on a significant decline. A significant percentage of the populous have delayed the migration to home ownership and creation of family units.
The primary contributor to this trend is likely due to the poor economic condition from 2007 to 2016, greatly restricting the ability

San Ramon is seeing an increase of Seepsters moving in from San Francisco.

This place has a Seepster feel about it. I am feeling real old about now

Seepster by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016

Sheepster 

Hip doesn't clearly and accurately describe these hoards of 20 somethings that are trying the Brooklyn look for the first time. Purchasing looks at stores like Urban Outfitters and Cheap Jacks, there is nothing original about the oversized plaid shirts, black spandex/ skinny tight pants, Wallabees, and big framed glasses (minus the glass of course.) Getting their influences from celebrities, store windows and magazines, they trade the old for the new (or should I say vintage.) A Hipster would be someone from Brooklyn with an original look, these on the other hand, like sheep, copy the trends and each other.

"I can't stand all these Sheepsters moving into Brooklyn"

Sheepster by Krystyna Printup January 14, 2009

Sleepsterbaiting 

When one masturbates while asleep, similar to sleepwalking, only more messy

Bob:"Man, family breakfast was so awkward this morning"
Henry:"Why?"
Bob:"I guess my mom walked in on me sleepsterbaiting again"
Henry:"Wow, even in your sleep your the horniest person I know"

Sleepsterbaiting by needledick3000 February 28, 2011

Screenster 

Someone obsessed with all things screen..iphone, tv, mac, pc, etc

The screenster walked down the road, and didnt take his eye off the screen.

Screenster by Opence July 10, 2015

sleepsterbating 

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again

Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while

sleepsterbating by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015