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Sleepsterbation 

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The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.
Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

Seepster

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Seepsters

Aging Yuppies & Hipsters seeping into broad society. Struggling with the reality of being grown up, in a bonded-pair relationship, and having their first child. Also known as a GRUP: a grown up Yuppie or Hipster.

Entomology
The normalized sociological transition from Young Adult to Suburban Bonded-pair Parents, has been delayed from historic trends. People are getting married at older ages and the percentage of married couples is on a significant decline. A significant percentage of the populous have delayed the migration to home ownership and creation of family units.
The primary contributor to this trend is likely due to the poor economic condition from 2007 to 2016, greatly restricting the ability
San Ramon is seeing an increase of Seepsters moving in from San Francisco.

This place has a Seepster feel about it. I am feeling real old about now
Seepster by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016

Sheepster 

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Hip doesn't clearly and accurately describe these hoards of 20 somethings that are trying the Brooklyn look for the first time. Purchasing looks at stores like Urban Outfitters and Cheap Jacks, there is nothing original about the oversized plaid shirts, black spandex/ skinny tight pants, Wallabees, and big framed glasses (minus the glass of course.) Getting their influences from celebrities, store windows and magazines, they trade the old for the new (or should I say vintage.) A Hipster would be someone from Brooklyn with an original look, these on the other hand, like sheep, copy the trends and each other.
"I can't stand all these Sheepsters moving into Brooklyn"
Sheepster by Krystyna Printup January 14, 2009

Sleepsterbaiting 

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When one masturbates while asleep, similar to sleepwalking, only more messy
Bob:"Man, family breakfast was so awkward this morning"
Henry:"Why?"
Bob:"I guess my mom walked in on me sleepsterbaiting again"
Henry:"Wow, even in your sleep your the horniest person I know"
Sleepsterbaiting by needledick3000 February 28, 2011

Screenster 

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Someone obsessed with all things screen..iphone, tv, mac, pc, etc
The screenster walked down the road, and didnt take his eye off the screen.
Screenster by Opence July 10, 2015

sleepsterbating 

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The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again
Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while
sleepsterbating by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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