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The way someone's unclothed skin feels, especially the genitalia or breasts
In spite of Jenny's weight problem, Mike loved her sexture.
sexture by skinwarrior March 2, 2008

Sextures 

the different textures of the genitalia
she feels the mushy hair, hard, soft, bumpy and smoothness of him and savors the sextures
Combining scent, taste, sight, tingly feeling with electricity
Sextures by JohnRose April 10, 2010

sextuendo 

Sexual innuendo while texting
"Do you like things spicy?" is an example of sextuendo.
sextuendo by BadaB July 14, 2009

sextressed 

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.
I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.
sextressed by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012

Sexturbating 

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.
Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

sextremely 

–adverb
in an extreme degree with sexual implications.
You look sextremely nice in that dress.
sextremely by Eh Bee February 17, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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