sextourettes

When your sex partner, that normally doesn't partake in sexual "dirty talk" (they may even normally find it degrading and disgusting), begins emitting nasty words without control. It’s almost as if they have gotten a temporary case of Tourette’s syndrome. It’s just that it all feels so damn good that’s all they can say. Hey, we’ve all been there!

Hey Jim, I musta really had my mojo workin' last night. My normally cadaverous librarian girlfriend had a case of the sextourettes while we was doin' it. I didn't even know she knew some of those words! Damn, I'm still trying to figure out what I did so I can do it again. So's she!

by Schmackie February 6, 2008

Textourettes

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."

Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.

by gregor_y November 22, 2010

Stourettes

Stourettes syndrome is related to tourettes but it is characterized by the telling of inappropriate stories at inappropriate times. Touretts is a single inappropriate vocalization where Stourettes is an entire story that is told at a time that will embarrass and/or disturb the listener.

My girlfriend Stourettes flared up at my grandma's 80th birthday as she told them of her story of her explosive diarrhea , running out of toilet paper and having to use both her socks to wipe.

by Rick J Nasty September 11, 2011

Sex Tourettes

A terrible afflication that causes the sufferer to yell out obscene language uncontrollably during sex. It is most prominent at the point of orgasm.

Him: You love that don't you baby.
Her: I'm gonna cum, oh fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck me, fuck me, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck
Him: Girl you got serious Sex Tourettes!

by TrickyDicky1980 December 14, 2012

textourettes

the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally

"shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
"bob your textourettes, is playing up again"

by nutella111238291 July 25, 2014

Textourettes

The act of texting random words and letters during the middle of a text

Recieved:So the other day I was all hjbgshjgbajfhbtgghbnahbgtghfbgtrgthbtgalhgbgt and it made me mad.

Sent: Dude what's with the textourettes?

by xPOSSE21x September 23, 2010