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When you have a seziure during sex
Girl: hello 911 i was having sex with a dude and he started having a sexiure!
sexiure by Deader September 11, 2021
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Sextures 

the different textures of the genitalia
she feels the mushy hair, hard, soft, bumpy and smoothness of him and savors the sextures
Combining scent, taste, sight, tingly feeling with electricity
Sextures by JohnRose April 10, 2010
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The most sexy one can be at anytime.
Chris is the sexierest man on the planet.
sexierest by bingo_was_his_namo July 20, 2009
Last night Bob had a seixure.
Seixure by sareko January 2, 2009
someone who is sexually confident and not insecure.
I am okay with the fact that you are married, I am sexure
sexure by Jacob_nw January 2, 2020
The art of adding sexy layered female vocals to a musical track, esp. over rap or fat-beats.
Did you hear the sweet sexture on track 8 of the new Cobalt Party Revolution album?!
Sexture by Sesty Bistit March 22, 2010
The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax or orgasm.
I just had a sexuire in bed.
sexuire by shannonrawkshardcoreyeah January 21, 2006
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