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smexture 

A smell that has texture
“That smells like glitter
“How the heck does something smell like glitter?”
“It’s a Smexture”
smexture by LJ07 August 17, 2023
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Sextures 

the different textures of the genitalia
she feels the mushy hair, hard, soft, bumpy and smoothness of him and savors the sextures
Combining scent, taste, sight, tingly feeling with electricity
Sextures by JohnRose April 10, 2010
The art of adding sexy layered female vocals to a musical track, esp. over rap or fat-beats.
Did you hear the sweet sexture on track 8 of the new Cobalt Party Revolution album?!
Sexture by Sesty Bistit March 22, 2010
The way someone's unclothed skin feels, especially the genitalia or breasts
In spite of Jenny's weight problem, Mike loved her sexture.
sexture by skinwarrior March 2, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026