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sexratary

Not just a secretary, but one who engages in the art of Going that extra mile to get ahead. Wakes up every morning and says sometimes you have to give a little head to get ahead.
I think that new girl is going to be a fine sexratary
by Sean PJS July 6, 2007
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Sexratary

A secretary who is used for purely your own sexual gain.
"Hey Jeremy, your new sexratary is looking good. How many times a day do you bang her against the bathroom wall each day?"

"Three, sometimes four a day"
by bertanie October 12, 2011
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Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)
by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020
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Blue Secretary

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off
He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.
by cambronshinn February 7, 2010
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secretary

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)
by daywalkz March 31, 2009
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sexetary

a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009
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sematary

super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.
-Babe stop listening to sematary.

-haughhhhh
by Fel5 November 19, 2021
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