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god this is why the sexord exists!
Sexord by bandygrace March 7, 2021
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Secordify 

A spell that proof reads your work solving any problems on your paragraph, essay, etc. helping you to not waste your time looking over your work. Helps you alot eh?
"dude did your teacher let you secordify your essay?"
Secordify by Farha101 January 7, 2017
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Sexorate 

sex-ore-ate
verb: sexorated; sexoration

1. To sexify something. Anything. Anyone.

Origin: Australia/America, circa.07012013
A person can become sexorated through simple actions (for women) such as:
Plucking eyebrows
Waxing upper lips
Wearing slightly revealing clothes or butt lifting jeans
Wearing VERY slightly revealing clothes.

Or (for men):
Growing out a beard
Taking a shower ie. smelling nice
Cooking a sexy meal
Wearing a suit while cooking a sexy meal.

A room can be sexorated through actions such as:
Candles. Everywhere.

Example:
John : Hi Gina, I just decided to grow out a beard tonight and cook you dinner in my army uniform.
Gina: *Pants off*
John: Allow me to light this candle.
Gina: *faints*
Sexorate by Shaft125 July 23, 2013

Sexorcism 

n. Relating to the ideology that a demon or evil entity can be removed from the body through a ritual of various acts of rough sex. By this theory .. After one has been possessed, they are only able to extract the demon by literally getting it "fucked" out of them.
Joe: My girlfriend's house is haunted and she's been acting super weird lately...

Bob: So what'd you do?

Joe: I had to perform a sexorcism on her. Fucked the spirit right out of her.
Sexorcism by Alix's Man May 6, 2013

sexorable 

adj. a male being both as adorable as a teddy bear, but sexy enough you want to rip the clothes off him and fuck him.
robin thinks chris is sexorable
sexorable by chris nasr August 11, 2004
Derived from rolodex, it's a contact list of all of your usual and frequent sexual partners.
James was drunk and horny, so he started looking through his sexodex on his cell phone in hopes of finding a booty call.
Sexodex by nickynax May 16, 2010

sexortunity 

Having the opportunity to have sex
I can't go hang out with you guys today, Jane is coming over and I can't pass up a sexortunity like that!
sexortunity by JGay December 6, 2010
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