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The time it takes to have sex
they dissapeared into the bathroom for just a sexond
sexond by Vlair Bananas October 1, 2005
Words you can keep
a sexond is the unit of seconds while having sex.
He lasted only 30 sexonds!
sexond by abbalee August 25, 2005
a unit of sex time, in seconds.
(i.e. how many seconds the sex takes)
dude man, i was with courtney last night, and i swear to god it lasted like 360 sexonds.
sexond by boobiepants June 19, 2007
Regretting sex.
Dude I slept with Mandy and now I am having sexonds.
Sexond by megasaurusgoesrawr March 20, 2009

Sexond Date 

1. a second date involving sex. 2. after a positive first date, the expectation that sex will happen on the second date.
1. "Dude, how was your second date?"

"No, my friend, it was a sexond date."

2. "How did your first date go last night?"

"Let's just say it was good enough to try for a sexond date..."
Sexond Date by MatheMatticus November 15, 2009

sexond chance 

The repeat opportunity for an individual to attempt sexual intercourse
He was too drunk to get hard, but it was my fault because she wasn't pretty enough. She wanted a sexond chance to prove herself.
sexond chance by werewithall December 19, 2008

Sexond Life 

A name for a virtual environment primarily for coitus, otherwise commonly known as having sex.
Fann: I heard she's going Murdoch this July? What will happen to you?

Alfred: We'll do sexcam.

Fann: Sexting and sexcam and phone sex. What else?

Alfred: Errrr. Virtual Sex? SEXOND LIFE. /lollapse
Sexond Life by fananananana April 8, 2010
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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