A philosophy that proposes that a person should live for the moment, because when you die, you’re screwed. A big proponent of this was Sartre, Kama Sartre.

When a Danish philosopher has sexistentialism with you, you’ll be Soren the morning.

Sexistentialism by Jarod Kintz October 24, 2007

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sexistentialist

Somebody who practices existentialism. In bed.

I'm quite the existentialist. In bed.

sexistentialist by Katsu May 8, 2005

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Sexistential Angst

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.

"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."

Sexistential Angst by GullibleZine March 8, 2007

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Sexistry

Having (or not having) sexual chemistry.

Ugh, I got him into the bedroom and he was awful. There was no sexistry, we couldn't even keep a solid rhythm.

Sexistry by American Affair June 15, 2011

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sexistential dissapointment

when one pines after another and after much effort finally has intercourse, only to be dissapointed by the reality in comparision to the fantasy.

dude, i have been trying to nail that girl for so long, and finally we hit it last night, and man total sexistential dissapointment.

sexistential dissapointment by dave young December 2, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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