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sexcretary 

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.
Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.
sexcretary by Kittero December 28, 2004
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A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.
After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.
sexcort by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
a person who is so damn sexy... you'd fuck em rite there
I dont dive a shit whos around... shes sexycore!
sexycore by breanna January 23, 2004

sexcrement 

Children. The waste by-product of sexual intercourse.
Debbie is a dirty slut, she has a house full of sexcrement.
sexcrement by Pobbit June 1, 2011
secret sex.

When you fuck and can't tell a soul.
John: "Dude, I fucked Sally, but she said I had to keep it a sexcret."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."
Sexcret by bonaire December 20, 2008

sexcretion  

n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.
So how was it?

Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(

That's gross sicko.
sexcretion by Vegawrap January 25, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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