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Mm, Semyon. Insanely handsome, definitely hot and damn sweet! At the sight of him, ladies faint, and men try to get closer to him in order to capture at least a drop of his sex appeal! Those who are called Semyon will always be worthy of more than others! Be with them, and you will also be pursued by luck!
"What a big penis! Whose is it?
This is Semyon's penis, of course!"
Semyon by tubeldock November 30, 2021
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someone who is obsessed with being Russian and says word way too much to fit in with the Russian mafia and wants to be with Brienne
Did you see that kid Sam?
Yea, hes semyon
semyon by Sam October 11, 2004
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semyon • semjon • semon • seyon • semon demon • semone • semonic • seyonna • semeon • Semonty
Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.
If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.
Seymone by JessieC753 March 5, 2015
funny, sweet, chunky and cute. her amazing self confidence can make anyone feel comfortable around her.
i just met this amazing girl!!! she is SO semone!!
semone by kristina1097 November 3, 2010
Seyon is an Amazing, sexy, and God-like person with amazing basketball skills. He is kind, loving and spews with positive energy. You are lucky to have Seyon as a friend. He will most likely change your life.
Man, I ran into a Seyon and now my life will never be the same.
Seyon by Fatherbigdick December 19, 2018

semon demon 

one who is a cum-guzzling whore, or just likes the taste of semon,
matt: yeah man, she said she wanted to suck my dick and swallow my cum..

todd: hah. whatta semon demon.
semon demon by FuckerTucker February 8, 2010
Seyonna means singer, a beautiful girl with a amazing voice, she is very attractive and loyal, usually layed back, quiet and kind of shy.
Have you seen a Seyonna around?
Seyonna by chickendinner34567 November 14, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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