semeon

Is the most loving and caring person you will ever meet, is the sweetest and most kind. He is always there when you are having a rough day and never lets you down. If you ever met a Semeon in your life time, you need to be friends with him no matter what, he is the Mostafa amazing person you will ever meet, not only your bestfriend but someone you can have to talk too. He is super handsome and always so much fun to be around. He is 100% the best person to have movie dates and to cuddle with. You will never regret meeting a Semeon in your life.

Semeon is the most handsome guy in the whole wide world.

by Loveyousomuch September 16, 2019

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Semeon

A rarely seen Semeon, is a commonly shy but very funny guy with the most amazing hair you have ever seen! Known for his high classed sense of humour he is very independent and never SIMPs. If he ever gets kissed he is a great kisser and a better lover.

H.S. (Girl): Do you know Semeon? He is soooo funny, though I know he has a huge dick too.
Guy: Yeah, I wish I had his sense of humour...

by Semeonlover3000 May 12, 2021

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Semen Father

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

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semenesque

having the consistancy, color, taste, or smell of semen.
someone who seems as if they spend large quantities of time soaked in semen.

that rice pudding went bad; its a bit semenesque.
j:"dont go near that girl shes a bit too... semenesque!"
chris:" thats why i want her number."

by jjerzey April 27, 2011

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The Semen Den

A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘Comfort Inn.’ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on Main Street actually read ‘Cum Fort Inn’. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the Semen den.’

Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the Semen Den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.

by Messy Jiggleson September 30, 2016