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A term used to describe an individual that has the appearance of odlaw from where’s Waldo
“Semmos such a gimp” “yeah I know man”

“Is that semmo?” “Semmo is a gimp
Semmo by Dangman123 October 1, 2020
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Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016
Related Words
Semmo Semmone semmont seamonster Semo sammo seemo semmie Seamoose sehmontine 9
Literally means sexy curvy women, in English equivalent with Hottie or Super Hottie. In another sense it can mean as a compliment but it is too vulgar to say in public or even to strangers.
"Your wife is Semok and I Sange when I saw the body.”
Semok by Shén March 8, 2023
sexy+scene+emo= seemo. somebody who is a sexy scene or emo kid. (being called seemo is a good thing)!
dayum did you see that seemo kid? :D

wow, that shirt is soo seemo.

my new hair is so seemo!
Seemo by your mother was here May 23, 2008
Sammops is pretty much the best band that isn't out there yet. Currently in the middle of a recording process, Sammops has already gathered fans all over the world. Their lyrics are completely improvised while recording, and have a unique sound. This two-piece band from Canada will be the new Jonas Brothers. Except there is three Jonas Brothers and only two girls in Sammops. :S
"Did you hear Sammops' new hit, 'Damien Come To Canada'?"
"Yeah, it's phenomenal. I wish I wrote it."
Sammops by sammigator December 16, 2008
Semmmis
"Did you walk MacBeth today?"
"Semmmis."
Semmmis by BelaKrout November 28, 2009
a term often used to describe a deep state of mental mayhem. in most cases the victim neither feels bad about it, nor feels encouraged to change his state.
usually followed by loud shouting, barking or the sound of random audio mayhem.
wills'd du nich'd auch ai'na semmek ?!?
semmek by luvin'it March 22, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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