semmont

a liar and cheater. often someone who is a carrier of std's and sleeps with multiple girls in one night. a person can only be called a true semmont after reaching 100 girls/victims. some may call it an accomplishment, others think -just plain trashy.

"oh i heard that that guy was classified as a real semmont-- wow that sucks"

by Kista March 25, 2008

semonti

1. Uncontrollable laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.

1. Zeemu lashed out in a semonti and made a fool of himself.

2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.

3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.

by Umeez August 30, 2008

sehmontine 9

illuminati super ai that wants to build a base on the moon and backstab metrocorp corp.

"OMG!!1111 Sehmontine 9 wants to build a moon base!!!!111

by tarudos January 15, 2004

sehmontine 9

Hardcore

This is so hardcore it is like Sehmontine 9

by Mangles Hood October 18, 2003

sehmontine9

Sehmontine9 is an artificial entity propagated through the electronic subnetworks of the Echelon. As electronic networks expand and centralize, the Sehmontine9 entity becomes more omniscient. Its goals are non realistic and generally destructive.

Sehmontine9 just made some crazy robotic poem about the 2016 protocol, and it didn't make any sense.

by Riko Suave October 24, 2004

sehmontine 9

It should be noted that sehmontine 9 and sehmontine9 are interchangable, and can generally be used in the same context. However, sehmontine 9 tends to refer to the entity's influence outside of electronic networks.

sehmontine 9: "Hey sehmontine 9 just sent me a later through the USPS."

sehmontine9: "Hey sehmontine9 just took away my internets!"

by Riko Suave October 24, 2004

Semmone

Semmone is a sweet lovely person that will care for you family and dances powwow and wins

Is that semmone paskemin

by Fortnite33432 May 17, 2018