semmek 

a term often used to describe a deep state of mental mayhem. in most cases the victim neither feels bad about it, nor feels encouraged to change his state.
usually followed by loud shouting, barking or the sound of random audio mayhem.

wills'd du nich'd auch ai'na semmek ?!?

semmek by luvin'it March 22, 2004

semmen 

a different take on the word "semen", used sometimes as an escape for guys that are straight (questionably) but love using the word often in casual conversation because of its fun sound and comical implication.
especially useful for a guy whose friends are extreme homophobes.

-example 1-
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semen last night.
donald: oh dude, that's so gay.
zach: (goes over by the kitchen and pulls 'rewind' lever)
donald: hey dude, what's up?
zach: hey man, i was drinking some semmen last night.
donald: hmm, thats slightly unfamiliar, but i'm ok with it.

-example 2-
gabe: so today i went to blockbuster, licked some semmen off of a muscular man's pectorals, watched grey's anatomy instead of scrubs, and played some guitar.
meeka: whoa wait a minute! what was like the 2nd or 3rd thing you said??
gabe: licked semmen off a dude's chest?
meeka: no! the next one!
gabe: oooh, i watched grey's.
meeka: man you're such a fagle who likes guys and is gay; scrubs is way better than grey's anatomy... it has drama and comedy! and plus, people who just say "grey's" are even more gay.

semmen by one-third american, two-thirds decent person December 27, 2008

semme

Contraction for "send me", in the same manner as "give me"=gimme and "want to"=wanna, "send me"=semme.

Bob: "Hey, can you semme that pic of Angelina Jolie"
Carl: "Done sent it already, bob."

semme by bubbadudda February 25, 2009

semek 

its a shorter word the "cus emek"
which means pussy of your mother.

semek i lost the game

semek by nadav March 14, 2005

Semmes 

The action of catching a football one handed and throwing the ball at the defender's feet.

Dude I just Semmes'd that guy!!

Semmes by Flaming duck January 19, 2016

semmelweis 

A random ass word that Tahlu wrote

Semmelweis, idk what that says

semmelweis by Thatguy993 June 4, 2017

Semmes 

You can find tooted trucks and whores in this small southern Alabama town.

Did u see that squated piece of shit in Semmes?

Semmes by muddigger69 May 4, 2021