Shén's definitions

MUI

The abbreviation MUI stands for "Mintanya Uang Insentif" (in English it would be: "Asking for Incentive Money) which describes someone's anxiety while asking for or waiting for a cash incentive as a reward for their relatively insignificant work. In Indonesia, the word "MUI" has become an adjective that is often used satirically or ironically, and sometimes just as a joke. This idiom if translated into English, it could be described as something like "anxiously awaiting when asking for a small reward," but its use in Indonesian culture has evolved beyond its literal meaning and taken on a more sarcastic or humorous tone.

“If you work, don't become an MUI! Work only a little but ask for more income. Is that money coming out of your father's breasts!?”

by Shén March 11, 2023

PKS

The term is satirical and is directed at stubborn people who only want to win for themselves. Comes from the phrase Pendek Kepala Songong, which in English would mean, short headed with zero sense and zero character. In some cases it is also written PE-KA-ES but most often it is PKS. Technically in Indonesian it is a subtle satire and sometimes just a joke.

A: My neighbor is very reckless, a little bit says haram, a little bit says kafir, even though the person is hypocrite. How strange is that?
B: Your neighbor must be an PKS person.

by Shén March 9, 2023

Puki

In Malay it means Pukis Cake. This bread is quite popular and tastes good too. And in another sense, the name for the female genitals.

"Ma'am, Puki one please!”

by Shén March 9, 2023

Lebih Bayar

Lebih Bayar is a new method of extracting state money (Corruption) used by the DKI Gabener for the 2017-2024 period. And please note that this action is completely legal in the Yemen Protectorate area a.k.a Jekardah in the period 2017-2022, the time when DKI Jakarta was colonized by the Gabener of Yemen.

A: Governor X caught Corruption.
B: No. That's not good!
C: Gabener Y even Lebih Bayar, he always marks up the budget.
B: That's a clever way of Corrupt!

by Shén March 9, 2023

Pornsantren

This term means a location or place where you can have illegal sex legally. FYI, the term Pornsantren was born out of the general public's disappointment with the massive sexual crimes that occur in Islamic Boarding Schools (Pesantren in Indonesian). Uniquely, such crimes occur (at least) once a week with various models such as Tusbol, Handjob, Blowjob, Footjob, Sex, etc. Sexual harassment in Pornsantren is totally legal. You should try it. If you are on vacation in Indonesia, don't check into a hotel but choose a Pornsantren. In many cases, Pedophiles and Sexual Predators are also born from there. Are you the next?

Pornsantren Staff: Come, let's glorify Pesantren. Bring your children here!
People 1: Look at that! There's someone promoting the pesantren.
People 2: Huh. It's nothing like that, he's just looking for a casting participant for Pornsantren. A new genre for PornHub.

by Shén March 8, 2023

Woles

If you read the word from behind, you’ll get selow, which is another slang word derived from the English word Slow. Woles is an interjection you say to someone to get them to calm down. Think of all the instances you’d normally say “chill bro”; that’s your window to show off knowledge of this piece of hip, youthful Indonesian slang.

"Woles, bro, you don't have to be angry."

by Shén March 8, 2023

Semok

Literally means sexy curvy women, in English equivalent with Hottie or Super Hottie. In another sense it can mean as a compliment but it is too vulgar to say in public or even to strangers.

"Your wife is Semok and I Sange when I saw the body.”

by Shén March 8, 2023