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Semite Lushes

The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.
Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck
Semite Lushes by Suns_Out April 20, 2013
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Grammar Anti-Semite 

Like a grammar nazi, they have no tolerance for bad grammar. Unlike one, they cease to do anything about such bad grammer.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.
Person: And they're were no survivors!
Grammer Nazi: *there
Grammar Anti-Semite: *twitch*

Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.
Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
Raging Semite by Marbury965 May 6, 2011

Anti-Semite 

One who hates Jews (anti-semitism) NOT Israel...Otherwise known as a racist bastard.
Hitler: "i'm an anti-semite"
Anti-Semite by duck November 2, 2003

anti-Semite 

Someone who is anti everyone that can speak Arabic, Hebrew, or Aramaic.
There isn't a person alive who is anti everyone that can speak Arabic, Hebrew, or Aramaic, thus there's no such thing as an anti-Semite. It's just another myth invented by the pathologically lying people of the Kol Nidre.

Anti-Semite or "the A word" is a vulgar term with a dark history that's used by supremacists and anti-Anglites. It has been used by violent and perverse people trying to deflect criticism for their atrocities.

anti-Semite 

(n.) a person who discriminates against or is prejudiced or hostile toward Jews.
Although someone who is Semitic can consist of Akkadian, Arabic, Aramaic, Ethiopic, Hebrew, and Phoenician persons, the current social and dictionary definition of an anti-Semite is one who discriminates against or is prejudiced or hostile toward Jews.

Person 1: "I hate all Jews."

Person 2: "You are an anti-Semite."

Person 1: "I hate all Ethiopian descendants."

Person 2: "You are an anti-Semite."

Person 1: "You are a complete dumbass."

Person 2: "And you're an idiotic racist piece of shit."

Nouveau Anti-Semite 

A far left liberal that equates zionism with racism. Typically college professors and students in the United States and Europe.

Unlike older thug style anti-semites, the nouveau anti-semite is verbal and often found on twitter, facebook, and newspaper comment sections presenting a clearly negative view of Jews and Israel without facts to support their claims.

Essentially using academia and the internet to thinly veil their anti-semitic beliefs.
My Professor of English is a Nouveau Anti-Semite, he spent the entire class criticizing Israel without once presenting Israel's perspective.
Nouveau Anti-Semite by Saree1 November 29, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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