An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.
by duck February 03, 2005
Get the Ass Goblinmug. 
a small interesting creature who lives at home with his mommy. hates math and loves me! plays guitar and is great. listens to good music...he's good people....daddy grows pot and listens to good music....hates a fat prick...also berry smart and cute to the T favorite foods inclue; popcorn, cheese burgers, and everything else (LOL)
by Duck May 26, 2004
Get the Diwanmug. Beat To Shit: having been ruined to the point of being in shitty condition, broken, falling apart, etc.
by Duck February 15, 2004
Get the BTSmug. an over weight wanker who stuff his or hers face with pies and when walks makes the groung shake! which is where the boom bomm comes from.
by duck January 23, 2004
Get the fatty boom boommug. an unpleasantly surprising lump that finds itself between your toes when you walk barefoot at the dogbeach.
by duck April 30, 2006
Get the [boo]mug. the other examples were pretty confusing, so heres an oldie:
dont think its exactly what they mean though.
dont think its exactly what they mean though.
Two men on an island. One always lies. One always tells the truth. you meet one of them. they say: "im the liar".
by duck February 08, 2005
Get the paradoxmug.