20 definitions by Objective-Reason Daddy

Democrat

A Republican who hates white people.

No longer content with just bombing little brown kids around the globe, the Democrats' insatiable bloodlust caused them to launch a war against white children domestically.

by Objective-Reason Daddy February 23, 2022

Wikipedia

A website run by conspiracy theorists that is the biggest spammer of the Internet.

Is that a fact or is that something you read on Wikipedia.

by Objective-Reason Daddy August 19, 2023

Insurrection

The April 6th, 2023 storming of the Blackrock Headquarters in Paris by French protestors.

The Insurrection sought to intervene against the government owners' ever-increasing skimming operation.

by Objective-Reason Daddy April 6, 2023

Twitter socialist

Not a socialist.

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!

by Objective-Reason Daddy September 1, 2021

Faucian

Exhibiting an intense degree of science denial. Having a hatred for science, facts, and mathematics. The propensity to become incensed at the mere sight of numbers.

The Flat Earthers have become so unhinged, it can now be said without qualification that they have reached Faucian levels of science denial.

by Objective-Reason Daddy December 5, 2021

satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.

The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.

by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023

fact checking

Telling lies in order to prove you don't love Putin.

After some intense fact checking, it was determined that Russia ate the fact check site's homework.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 14, 2022