Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.
It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.
These are examples of selfishing posts:
1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"
Selfiend is a person who constantly posts selfies (self portraits) of him or herself on social media like Facebook and Instagram. The person does it to an extent that may cause resentment in other social media users, such as the person's facebook friends. Not to be confused with selfriend.
She's such a selfiend! I had to stop following her on facebook, my news feed only consisted of her selfies.
Having the urge to constantly take a selfie, with any available camera, or phone. You know you have selfieitis when you have more than 10 selfies on your camera or phone, or when you find selfies of your self on your friends phone.
<septor> i'm going to go get a pizza
<septor> bye 37
<twentynine> have fun with that, thunderthighs <anthill> oo dis
<septor> you're jealous that my man boobs are bigger than any woman boobs you'll ever see
<twentynine> and you're just jealous that i get more cock than you
<septor> selfzing!