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the act of saying something ridiculous, with absolute self-righteousness behind it, only further proving how much of an idiot the person actually is.

can also be used as a verb - self'd
abowl4me is doing some selfing again on the green board.
by grooveflapper October 04, 2007
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1. The act of pleasuring yourself. 2. Masturbating
"Where did Mike go with that porn magazine?"
"Oh, he's in the other room selfing"
by Essex Grub May 13, 2005
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To comment on a post with something completely unrelated, and attempting to change the focus to yourself.
"I shattered my femur saving kittens from the 50th story of a building on fire. That was a lot of burning stairs."

Selfing Comment: "Well I once got a paper cut filling out the crossword on the Stairmaster, so I totally know how you feel. I had a really rough day."
by bigashs2 December 12, 2011
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