A personal holiday. The holiday has all the food of Thanksgiving, but it's focus is around
one person; yourself. To celebrate, one makes themselves a full turkey dinner and sides - but shares it with no one. Selfgiving was created because a man in Philadelphia, PA was tired of sharing Thanksgiving and getting screwed on leftover portions. Admittedly, Selfgiving has an unfortunate name. But who cares? It's all about you.
one person; yourself. To celebrate, one makes themselves a full turkey dinner and sides - but shares it with no one. Selfgiving was created because a man in Philadelphia, PA was tired of sharing Thanksgiving and getting screwed on leftover portions. Admittedly, Selfgiving has an unfortunate name. But who cares? It's all about you.
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When the Pilgrms landed on plymoth, they stepped over Malcom X and immediately stripped naked and began to donkey punch, jelly dounut, walk in closet, old iron side, hot rod carl, and jolly roger each other, oh and one man was given a polyp protector. He was not liked. This disgusting disply is now known as sexgiving. And the naked indians wept.
When the Pilgrms landed on plymoth, they stepped over Malcom X and immediately stripped naked and began to donkey punch, jelly dounut, walk in closet, old iron side, hot rod carl, and jolly roger each other, oh and one man was given a polyp protector. He was not liked. This disgusting disply is now known as sexgiving. And the naked indians wept.
Corporate Dildo "Hey where is the IT department?"
Corporate Tool "It's sexgiving"
Corporate Dildo "Is that like thanksgiving"
Corporate tool "no"
Corporate Tool "It's sexgiving"
Corporate Dildo "Is that like thanksgiving"
Corporate tool "no"
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