selfgiving

A personal holiday. The holiday has all the food of Thanksgiving, but it's focus is around

one person; yourself. To celebrate, one makes themselves a full turkey dinner and sides - but shares it with no one. Selfgiving was created because a man in Philadelphia, PA was tired of sharing Thanksgiving and getting screwed on leftover portions. Admittedly, Selfgiving has an unfortunate name. But who cares? It's all about you.

This weekend I am celebrating Selfgiving, and you're not invited.

selfgiving by Bread2287 November 27, 2019

Sexgiving 

Sexgiving, or Sexgiving Day, is a rare North American holiday, often celebrated but never talked about. It is a form of festival which centers around a sort of feast or smorgusboard of ass. The date and whereabouts of the first Sexgiving are unknown, sexgiving day is often plagued with doubt and fear.

When the Pilgrms landed on plymoth, they stepped over Malcom X and immediately stripped naked and began to donkey punch, jelly dounut, walk in closet, old iron side, hot rod carl, and jolly roger each other, oh and one man was given a polyp protector. He was not liked. This disgusting disply is now known as sexgiving. And the naked indians wept.

Corporate Dildo "Hey where is the IT department?"
Corporate Tool "It's sexgiving"
Corporate Dildo "Is that like thanksgiving"
Corporate tool "no"

Sexgiving by stigmatic February 20, 2009

selfieing 

The act of taking "selfies" and sending them to other people.

T was selfieing M because he was bored.

selfieing by Utk16 November 3, 2013

Selfieing 

Verb; the act of taking a picture of ones self and showing others via social media or messaging

"Dude I'm gonna try selfieing, watch"

Selfieing by Iminlovewiththesleepsleep October 23, 2015