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selfitis 

Obsessive compulsive desire to take one's photos and post them on social media
Those who take selfies often have selfitis
selfitis by royysh April 25, 2014

selfietitis 

a new, emerging infectious, psychosocial disease in which the person inherently takes pictures of himself in front of the mirror or in public places that the person continuously takes several or hundred shots of selfies for several hours until he finds a suitable shot for himself to post or display in a social media network. Spectators tend to imitate the similar poses and actions causing infectious behavior.
Ben cannot believe he already finished his meal last night, and his girlfriend hasn't finished taking selfie pictures of herself..She must have been suffering from selfietitis!
selfietitis by superjupiter March 10, 2014

Selfiestick 

Penis of a guy who masturbates a lot
It's was just me and my selfiestick hanging out this weekend.
Selfiestick by Kouschik July 16, 2015

selfitis 

A diseases where an ugly person takes selfies to make themselves feel better
Did you hear..usama suffers from selfitis
selfitis by fgyi May 17, 2014

Selfielism 

Selfielism is a religion used by people who take a ton of Selfies
Person 1:Are you a selfielism believer because you have been taking alot of selfies !!!
Person 2:Of course....
Selfielism by MicMacPatyWac February 6, 2017

Selfieprise 

The pleasant surprise you feel when a selfie turns out better than expected.
With a hint of uncertainty, I snapped a quick selfie, only to be greeted by a delightful selfieprise when I saw how amazing it turned out.
Selfieprise by Marc2.0 August 10, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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