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(self-e-on *or* self-e-in)

Selfish and opinion put together. (self = selfish, ion = opinion)

Selfions are people who mostly go on forums and hang out in general topics such as music, art, books, basic interests and/or disinterests.

They list down what they think is real and what is not within the subject they've created or joined.

Example: music, they usually talk about what's real music and what is fake music. They only base the real music bands and fake music bands off their interest to those bands and disinterests to the other bands, making the post sound as if they were trying to convert people into hating/liking what they liked/hated rather than being friendly about it.
-So on and so forth with other categories.-

How to spot a selfion on a forum.
- They rant about what is real and list their 'real-to-them' things.
- They then rant about what's fake and list their 'fake-to-them' things.
Not caring about other people's opinions but their own, acting like God and thinking they are controlling the statistics of general interests.
-selfion conversation-
Selfion: 'Billy Talent isn't real music.'
Victim: 'But I like that band..'
Selfion: 'IT'S NOT REAL MUSIC. IT'S REALLY FAGISH.'
Victim: 'Please sir..'
Selfion: 'I AM GONNA WRITE DOWN ALL THE BANDS THAT ARE TRUE MUSIC! LIKE MCR!'

-or-
-selfion on a forum-

-posted by: selfion-

-topic: real musick-

you know wut's real musick? jonas brothers!! hello! people judge them..idiots..they are real musick..wehn will people relise this soon enough.

since u fucking idiots don't know whats real ill list em down:
1. j-angel
2. pohu
3. kawaii girl
5. 666 jump ropes
9. people who kiss
these r true bands..they are true musick..fucking fags..

since u cannot poscess musick, here's WHATS NOT RL!
1. opeth
2. metallica
32. love and rockets
7. ok go
3. dunnoAgoodBandname

stop listenng to these ugly, worhtless bands..maybe then u will be accept'd
selfion by Hyposane January 9, 2010

Selfidence 

When you're a bit to lazy/high to say "Self Confidence" and you say "Selfidence."
Joey - "Man, I feel like I don't matter anymore."

Ana - "You just need some more Selfidence!"
Selfidence by BlueJay Gin March 10, 2018

Selfiholic 

why did you become a selfiholic bitch
Selfiholic by Bloodshreader March 22, 2016

Selfiortunities 

Opportunities to take selfies
I honestly have been blessed with so many selfiortunities and today was a prime example of this. (Multiple venues and lightings)

selfIDmaxxing 

SelfIDmaxxing is when you change your legal sex for personal without actually pursuing social or medical transition. Not to be confused with transmaxxing or dragmaxxing.

It sometimes work until it becomes too common and authorities add more restrictions potentially screwing over trans people in general.
By selfIDmaxxing you can enjoy cheaper earlier car insurance or earlier retirement but only in some places, you better move.
selfIDmaxxing by vintologi August 28, 2023

selfdocumenting

Refers to software that allows for individual documentation
Selfdocumenting is the way to go.
selfdocumenting by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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