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(self-e-on *or* self-e-in)

Selfish and opinion put together. (self = selfish, ion = opinion)

Selfions are people who mostly go on forums and hang out in general topics such as music, art, books, basic interests and/or disinterests.

They list down what they think is real and what is not within the subject they've created or joined.

Example: music, they usually talk about what's real music and what is fake music. They only base the real music bands and fake music bands off their interest to those bands and disinterests to the other bands, making the post sound as if they were trying to convert people into hating/liking what they liked/hated rather than being friendly about it.
-So on and so forth with other categories.-

How to spot a selfion on a forum.
- They rant about what is real and list their 'real-to-them' things.
- They then rant about what's fake and list their 'fake-to-them' things.
Not caring about other people's opinions but their own, acting like God and thinking they are controlling the statistics of general interests.
-selfion conversation-
Selfion: 'Billy Talent isn't real music.'
Victim: 'But I like that band..'
Selfion: 'IT'S NOT REAL MUSIC. IT'S REALLY FAGISH.'
Victim: 'Please sir..'
Selfion: 'I AM GONNA WRITE DOWN ALL THE BANDS THAT ARE TRUE MUSIC! LIKE MCR!'

-or-
-selfion on a forum-

-posted by: selfion-

-topic: real musick-

you know wut's real musick? jonas brothers!! hello! people judge them..idiots..they are real musick..wehn will people relise this soon enough.

since u fucking idiots don't know whats real ill list em down:
1. j-angel
2. pohu
3. kawaii girl
5. 666 jump ropes
9. people who kiss
these r true bands..they are true musick..fucking fags..

since u cannot poscess musick, here's WHATS NOT RL!
1. opeth
2. metallica
32. love and rockets
7. ok go
3. dunnoAgoodBandname

stop listenng to these ugly, worhtless bands..maybe then u will be accept'd
selfion by Hyposane January 9, 2010

Selfconshee 

I feel selfconshee. They're all looking at me.
Selfconshee by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

Selfiend 

Selfiend is a person who constantly posts selfies (self portraits) of him or herself on social media like Facebook and Instagram. The person does it to an extent that may cause resentment in other social media users, such as the person's facebook friends. Not to be confused with selfriend.
She's such a selfiend! I had to stop following her on facebook, my news feed only consisted of her selfies.
Selfiend by Instagrannies January 26, 2014
The act of selfsucking, autofellatio
Hey did you see that guy selfing online tonite?
Selfing by able2selfsuck December 28, 2005

Selfinsertitis 

When a writer's or drawer's characters end up acting or looking like them.
"dang it. I swear I have Selfinsertitis because I have like 10 oc that look like me
Selfinsertitis by Total weeb November 1, 2018

Selfcontrol 

To me self control is when you can stop yourself in bad situation and also stop yourself from making the dumbest decisions in life
Have high selfcontrol
Selfcontrol by Chichi2x November 30, 2019
the act of saying something ridiculous, with absolute self-righteousness behind it, only further proving how much of an idiot the person actually is.

can also be used as a verb - self'd
abowl4me is doing some selfing again on the green board.
selfing by grooveflapper October 21, 2007