Seitom 

Seitom is a Japanese duo and YouTuber team consisting of Mirai / Shudo Mirai, a famous Japanese internet celebrity YouTuber, DJ, Music Composer, Singer, Rapper and Tom Tom, another famous YouTuber. They usually produce weekly Shorts videos and videos and upload them to YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, etc. They are currently known as one of the biggest Minecraft/Roblox creators in Japan.

and so lyke yea i seitom everyday

Seitom by 5150zzz September 12, 2024

Shitom

One word - "Boss"

He's the ultimate cool dude you wanna be with. Having a bad day? Look for him, stay with him, end up having a smile on your face =)

- Hey man what's good?
- I don't know, feeling kinda down today =/
- Let's go meet Shitom then!

- Oh yeah! :D

Shitom by ayyowassup June 11, 2013

shitomic bomb 

The act of executing such a smelly shit that after a while your noes become ignorant to the rancid smell emanating from your buttocks, however as soon as you open the door and your nose has something to compare the smell of your shit too, it's too late and you have passed out.

You:*comes out the toilet*
Friend: Urgh!!! Dude did you just drop a shitomic bomb? because I can no longer feel my legs...
- you both continue to pass out

shitomic bomb by procastiNATION January 22, 2014

sitom 

Sitom is a very smart girl who has the heart on the right place. She Dont get loud and is very kind. She is a helper in need and Will help wether Someone ask for it or not,

A Sitom is a friend u need in life

sitom by Girlbuhbye July 25, 2016

rectom-sectomy 

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

rectom-sectomy by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

seito 

Seito is a beautiful japanese name - it uses to describe a good looking, funny, intelligent guy. All the girls want him but he only wants one. Seito is a faithful friend.

Hey Seito! Could you help me?
If seito is there we will have fun.

seito by Bish1234 December 31, 2016