Shitom

One word - "Boss"

He's the ultimate cool dude you wanna be with. Having a bad day? Look for him, stay with him, end up having a smile on your face =)

- Hey man what's good?
- I don't know, feeling kinda down today =/
- Let's go meet Shitom then!

- Oh yeah! :D

by ayyowassup June 11, 2013

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitmiss

A term often used in rhythm games such as osu.

A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.

Guy 1: *almost FC, chokes*
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: I KEEP SHITMISSING FUCK THIS GAME

by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a May 6, 2019

Shitmont County

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.

Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022

shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

by nachismo September 11, 2013

Shitmare

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.

Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!

by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011

shitmean

Basically, when shit is 'mean' as in fierce.

Girl a) Haha, you know that Pete Laan Google, YouTube & UrbanDictionary Celebrity?

Girl b) lol yeah.. on his Instagram is a video of his cute lil mum checking out his new drag bike! She walked in the shed & said 'ohh shit, shitmean that bike.. Shitmean! Ahaha 🤣

by Scriptures April 8, 2017