Sea monke 

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

Sea monke by microsoftman November 9, 2020

sea monkey

little brine shrimp that come with a variety of different tanks.

basically the coolest thing ever.

they can live for a long time, and they get their groove on and have baby sea monkeys.

my sea monkeys are so much cooler than yours.

my sea monkeys are mating!

you ass, you dumped my sea monkeys down the drain!!

sea monkey by tabbo January 5, 2006

Dutch Sea Monkey 

The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

Applicable to both sexes.

Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!

Dutch Sea Monkey by Sassy in the City July 5, 2009

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

Virtual Sea-Monkeys by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

sea monkeys 

Alternate term for seamen or man milk

sea monkeys by XopsX June 12, 2003

Sea Monkeys 

a toilet full of little turds, some floating some submerged, some Picassoed to the toilet wall.

Everytime I go to Janice's house for dinner I love to Picasso the toliet with sea monkeys before we eat.

Sea Monkeys by masterspraypainter January 12, 2009

sea monkey stew 

ejaculate

I sprayed her tits with sea monkey stew.

sea monkey stew by andy fry March 21, 2003