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When something was given or promised that only superficially satisfies the promise or request.
I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.
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by Anaxagoras69 July 08, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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