seamonkeyed

When something was given or promised that only superficially satisfies the promise or request.

I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.

by Anaxagoras69 July 8, 2020

Seamonkey

One of the two sucessors (the other is Firefox) of the defunct Mozilla Application Suite.

Seamonkey is very similar to Mozilla.

by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007

seamonkeys

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.

John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.

by phrek December 28, 2005

rabid seamonkey

When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.

"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"

by Ontario April 5, 2008

seamonkey

A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.

When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.

by vengstro June 27, 2006

SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.

*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"

by Twaggleton August 17, 2010

Seamonkey

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.

Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.

by Preachers August 24, 2010