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Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene
Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater
Scunthorpe problem by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

Scunthorpe 

aka "Scumthorpe" is a town in lincolnshire that is renowned for its sights such as The Desert Rat, Westcliff Wall and The Pied Piper (2 of which are now gone) If you fancy getting some drugs or even getting stabbed, perhaps visit the westcliff area of town, the kind local residents will make you feel right at home!
Person 1: I need to key off some ket but nobody will buy it, any advice?
Person 2: Whatever you do, don't go to scunthorpe, or it'll be gone before you can say "Riddings Pool"
Scunthorpe by Dayone2013 October 16, 2016

Scuntdog 

A scuntdog is essentially a cuntdog but with a bit more flavour.
I am a scuntdog because I am
Scuntdog by Thegwagonfr January 22, 2020

scuntore 

a slut cunt whore.

the kind of bitch that you just cant help but hate.
Ted: Did you hear Madison cheated on Kevin again?

Jenny: Yeah. That scuntore should die.
scuntore by Merideth December 29, 2007

The Scunthorpe Dip 

Dipping your herpes infected cock into a glass of red wine, preferable merlot or Sauvignon Cabernet, and then passing the viral plague onto your family and friends.
"My lips hurt"
"Your dad just did the Scunthorpe dip in your wine"
The Scunthorpe Dip by Lewdawg994 September 23, 2017

sCUNThorpe quack 

Anti- vaxxer with no medical experience but willing to try and convince family members they know all about the "bigger picture "
Your brother's such a fuckin. sCUNThorpe quack , he's fuckin. dangerous...!
sCUNThorpe quack by HKP..? January 12, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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