When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.
by Gent Nosh December 22, 2019
A person who has set aside the needs of the people they have been elected to represent in order to pursue personal religious convictions and political aspirations.
“Hey mate, do you remember that time you, a self-reported Christian, set up illegal prisons to detain human beings seeking political refuge, thereby committing human rights abuses, and then sold it as ‘protecting borders’? That was such a ScoMo move, dude.”
by JakeSEH September 07, 2018
A baby boomer who tries to be hip and with it by getting diggity-down with the cool kid's lingo, cause he thinks he ain't no square. Still thinks nifty is an appropriate term. Only speaks in three-word slogans. Someone who wants to be hashtag-able, but T-Rex types. Is actually wickedly out-of-touch and cringe-worthy. A total n00b.
"Did you see that boomer on TV talking about Pokemon Go and Snapchatting?"
"Yeah, that guy is a real ScoMo."
"Yeah, that guy is a real ScoMo."
by eyeSharingan May 03, 2018
A man that tries to shake your hand in public. But you refuse and pull your hand away. He then forces the hand shake for a photo op.
See that guy over there? He's a total ScoMo. I think he pissed himself before at the Cricket.. I ain't shaking his hand
by HonestD00d January 04, 2020
Pronounced 'Scoh-Moh' Evade any responsibility and lack any empathy at all while doing it.
Whilst holding any kind of position with basic standards or responsibility to fellow humans, pulling a ScoMo means to blame somebody else, and smirk a little while doing it. And if you can talk sharply in a 'bully' style while communicating it, then you've done a successful ScoMo. Added points for blaming an invisible man in the sky.
Whilst holding any kind of position with basic standards or responsibility to fellow humans, pulling a ScoMo means to blame somebody else, and smirk a little while doing it. And if you can talk sharply in a 'bully' style while communicating it, then you've done a successful ScoMo. Added points for blaming an invisible man in the sky.
Peter pulled a real Scomo when he let his kids eat his ecstasy tablets! He blamed the kids, laughed at them, and got angry at his wife for telling the ambulance it was Peter's fault!
by Left Handed Aussie Ripper May 18, 2021
Noun:
- The embodiment of all stupidity in Australia, who is somehow (we thought it was impossible) easily able to top the
punch-ability of Malcolm Turnbull's smug expressions with his stupid and bewildered face. Not one single person in
Australia wanted him, but sadly he was the lesser evil of the 2 other real opponents he faced; the #wokefeminist
50,000,000 year old prude Hillary Clinton wannabe, and a literal Alien who holds nationalist beliefs, even though he
came from an entirely different planet.
- A baby boomer who likes to boast about an expected budget surplus (which might I add, is pretty easy to do if you
sell half of your assets). In his spare time he goes onto "the Facebook" and catches up on all the recent Mee Mee's
and the "hip lingo", only when he speaks he sounds like a mix between that one friend who talks like they're an
expert of any subject, someone seriously out of breath, and any other baby boomer that has no concept of
'Millennial culture".
Adjective:
- Fuckface
- Substance-less piece of shit
- Mental ward inpatient
- The embodiment of all stupidity in Australia, who is somehow (we thought it was impossible) easily able to top the
punch-ability of Malcolm Turnbull's smug expressions with his stupid and bewildered face. Not one single person in
Australia wanted him, but sadly he was the lesser evil of the 2 other real opponents he faced; the #wokefeminist
50,000,000 year old prude Hillary Clinton wannabe, and a literal Alien who holds nationalist beliefs, even though he
came from an entirely different planet.
- A baby boomer who likes to boast about an expected budget surplus (which might I add, is pretty easy to do if you
sell half of your assets). In his spare time he goes onto "the Facebook" and catches up on all the recent Mee Mee's
and the "hip lingo", only when he speaks he sounds like a mix between that one friend who talks like they're an
expert of any subject, someone seriously out of breath, and any other baby boomer that has no concept of
'Millennial culture".
Adjective:
- Fuckface
- Substance-less piece of shit
- Mental ward inpatient
"Last night I was watching sky news and I think I'm gonna vote for the liberals now"
"You absolute ScoMo"
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"Did you hear about the new policy by ScoMo?"
"Don't be ridiculous, he doesn't have any real policies"
"You absolute ScoMo"
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"Did you hear about the new policy by ScoMo?"
"Don't be ridiculous, he doesn't have any real policies"
by Namaste lads April 17, 2019
"You from the media?, tell the prime minister to go and get fucked!, from nelligan"
"ScoMo is a fucking twat mate"
"ScoMo is a fucking twat mate"
by Mung_Daal January 04, 2020