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aka "Scumthorpe" is a town in lincolnshire that is renowned for its sights such as The Desert Rat, Westcliff Wall and The Pied Piper (2 of which are now gone) If you fancy getting some drugs or even getting stabbed, perhaps visit the westcliff area of town, the kind local residents will make you feel right at home!
Person 1: I need to key off some ket but nobody will buy it, any advice?
Person 2: Whatever you do, don't go to scunthorpe, or it'll be gone before you can say "Riddings Pool"
by Dayone2013 October 16, 2016
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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That one town that Tinie Tempahs never been to
Random Person: Have you seen that football team Scunthorpe Utd?
Temaph: Who?
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Disgusting place in North Lincolnshire, well known for it's bad taste in shops, take aways, and a man called 'Cedric'.
Scunthorpe is wank, nuff said.
I can feel my life expectancy decreasing as I enter Scunthorpe
by Johnny6789 June 13, 2011
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GREATEST FUCKING TOWN IN ENGLAND , found iron ore and full of decent well being people shame the hull scum and cod heads come down here (mostly druggies and thives) for a cheap thrill with the local whore(who aint from scunny but is from hull she must of gave birth to em all) oh and the odd leauge game with scunny.
on the way down to scunny i passed through a place called hull oh wait no it was the skips behind the hospital full of needles where i saw a hull fan
by james hughes February 09, 2004
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Sly way of saying cunt (s-cunt-horpe) without people knowing that you are indeed, calling them a cunt!
that person over there is blatently from scunthorpe!
by Adam Streeter August 21, 2005
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1. Awful place in Lincolnshire, but doesn't deserve to be part of that great county. Famed for it's druggys and Brian Laws. Natural habitat of the chav.
Never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, go to Scunthorpe, it's full of Chavs.
by Dene Cropper July 15, 2004
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