scrumpter 

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

scrumpter by Chaps April 10, 2005

Schumpeter 

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

scrumber 

One who is scrungly.

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."

scrumber by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022

scrummer 

A scrummer can also be called a bum, but a high class bum at that. A scrummer is one who wakes up after 11 oclock on a regulaar basis ( weekends and vacations), one who would rock sweatpants regualrly, otfen times with timberland boots. aka scrumberlands, who don't feel like spending the extra 3 $ on "good beer". A scrummer will usualy never turn down a lip, and will find enjoyment in watching tv for more than 2 hours a day, in their sweaatpants. so here's to you scrummers. god bless

look at that scrummer at school wearin sweatpants and scrumberlands.

scrummer by Jeff Erving July 6, 2007

scrumptrulescent 

(adj)
1. Unbelievably superb.

There is no word powerful enough to describe your performance, so I am forced to make one up - "scrumptrulescent!"

scrumptrulescent by the Jazz March 2, 2004

scrumptialicious 

the most perfect blend of 'scrumptious' and 'delicious' that you can imagine.

"look at that bodacious chick, she's just scrumptialicious!"

scrumptialicious by fett alf June 15, 2004

scrumped 

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.

"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"

scrumped by Laura24601 December 20, 2008