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scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.
So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.
by Chaps April 10, 2005
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Schumpeter

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.
Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.
by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010
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scrumber

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."
by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022
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scrummer

A scrummer can also be called a bum, but a high class bum at that. A scrummer is one who wakes up after 11 oclock on a regulaar basis ( weekends and vacations), one who would rock sweatpants regualrly, otfen times with timberland boots. aka scrumberlands, who don't feel like spending the extra 3 $ on "good beer". A scrummer will usualy never turn down a lip, and will find enjoyment in watching tv for more than 2 hours a day, in their sweaatpants. so here's to you scrummers. god bless
look at that scrummer at school wearin sweatpants and scrumberlands.
by Jeff Erving July 6, 2007
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scrumptrulescent

(adj)
1. Unbelievably superb.
There is no word powerful enough to describe your performance, so I am forced to make one up - "scrumptrulescent!"
by the Jazz March 2, 2004
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scrumptialicious

the most perfect blend of 'scrumptious' and 'delicious' that you can imagine.
"look at that bodacious chick, she's just scrumptialicious!"
by fett alf June 15, 2004
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scrumped

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.
"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"
by Laura24601 December 20, 2008
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