scrumper 

the flap of skin above between your top lip and your top row of teeth.

i got my scrumper pierced, i call him scrumpy

scrumper by fluffygutss December 10, 2005

Scrumper 

A piercing on the flap of skin between your upper lip and gums. also known as a smiley

Duuddee your scrumper is sick!!
Thankss i just got i pierced this weekend!

Scrumper by The ShannonTrombley Experience September 15, 2009

scrumper 

An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.

"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."

scrumper by Astra December 15, 2007

Scrumper 

A mythical hot "townie" reported to live near college campuses and often referenced to lure friends into town to hang out and get laid.

Dude, come visit me at school. We can nail us some scrumpers!!

Scrumper by Awwjwah2 August 26, 2013

Master Scrumper

A person who has had sex (scrumped) many many women. Usually very attractive men with no cares in the world other than sexing beautiful ladies.

"Did you see that dude with all those chicks?!"

"Yeah man, thats the Master Scrumper"

Master Scrumper by heyyaa November 24, 2009

scrumber 

One who is scrungly.

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."

scrumber by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022

scrummer 

A scrummer can also be called a bum, but a high class bum at that. A scrummer is one who wakes up after 11 oclock on a regulaar basis ( weekends and vacations), one who would rock sweatpants regualrly, otfen times with timberland boots. aka scrumberlands, who don't feel like spending the extra 3 $ on "good beer". A scrummer will usualy never turn down a lip, and will find enjoyment in watching tv for more than 2 hours a day, in their sweaatpants. so here's to you scrummers. god bless

look at that scrummer at school wearin sweatpants and scrumberlands.

scrummer by Jeff Erving July 6, 2007