Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

by Thataco October 15, 2015

scrum dick

A dude who nobody likes, or a dickless incompetent who scares all the pussy away

"Wow, that dude jerry is such a scrum dick

by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

shrub dick

A abnormally small and girthy dick

Man, yesterday Kyle had a shrub dick in class

by Lil Boi October 17, 2017

Shrub dick

An incredibly small and big bush of pubes

I eat ass. But Kyle had such a shrub dick yesterday morning.

by Lil Boi November 11, 2017

scrumdickulous

a taste of something yummy that gives you the feeling of dick but not really.

Syd’s fest were scrumdickulous

by sell yo feet May 22, 2020