Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

Scrub dick by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

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Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

Dick scrub by Thataco October 15, 2015

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scrum dick

A dude who nobody likes, or a dickless incompetent who scares all the pussy away

"Wow, that dude jerry is such a scrum dick

scrum dick by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

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shrub dick

A abnormally small and girthy dick

Man, yesterday Kyle had a shrub dick in class

shrub dick by Lil Boi October 17, 2017

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Shrub dick

An incredibly small and big bush of pubes

I eat ass. But Kyle had such a shrub dick yesterday morning.

Shrub dick by Lil Boi November 11, 2017

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scrumdickulous

a taste of something yummy that gives you the feeling of dick but not really.

Syd’s fest were scrumdickulous

scrumdickulous by sell yo feet May 22, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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