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scrote rag 

When you have a real sloppy shit, you get a peice of toilet tissue and cup it around your nuts preventing splashback.
Man, i just had the sloppiest shit... lucky i used a scrote rag
scrote rag by Denis T August 14, 2008

Scroteration 

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

scrotebag 

(n) A worthless mouth breather who has the ability to pull their weight in society but instead has made a conscious decision to scam around town. This person usually commits quality of life crimes such as theft, vandalism, burglary, and stealing peoples phones at parties. You will recognize these people due to their appearance that screams "watch your back fool." If you must deal with one of these people make sure to check your wallet periodically and never let them "borrow" something. Your car, phone, five bucks, or cigarette will never return
scrotebag by BigShteveOh November 7, 2012
The depths that men go to be male!
Derek exemplified his Scroteage ways when he arrived late, pissed, badly dressed and expected me to just lay back and take him.
Scroteage by theflightymadam August 3, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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