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Scrollnesia 

he phenomenon of forgetting why you picked up your phone after getting lost in scrolling.
I opened Instagram to message someone, but then Scrollnesia hit, and now I’m watching dog videos.
Scrollnesia by karinadd January 23, 2025
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scrollnesia

The sudden realization that you've been mindlessly scrolling on your phone for way longer than intended and you can't remember a single thing you saw
"I opened TikTok to check one thing and boom — scrollnesia hit me hard."
"I swear I had plans… then scrollnesia happened."
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scrollnesia

(noun)
A condition where you open your phone for a quick, specific task, start scrolling “just for a second,” and 40 minutes later realize you have no idea what you originally picked up the phone for.
“I opened Instagram to reply to a message and ended up watching dog videos for half an hour. Total scrollnesia.”
scrollnesia by byyygaga March 12, 2026

Scrollexia 

The condition of mindlessly scrolling through social media platforms or any other digital devices for prolonged periods of time, resulting in fatigue, eye strain, and a general feeling of unproductiveness.
I have a serious case of Scrollexia; I spent hours scrolling through Instagram and now I feel exhausted and unproductive.
Scrollexia by Lane-Games April 20, 2023
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