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scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

scrotomima 

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey
Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!
scrotomima by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

Scrotom Pole 

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.
guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."
Scrotom Pole by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

scrotomic 

1. one or more scrotums compressed to create a large amount of pressure
hey tom, that person killed three people with a scrotomic bomb
scrotomic by NickH-T July 3, 2011

scrotom warmer 

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.
hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!
scrotom warmer by crotch sniffer April 23, 2006

Scrotometer 

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.
The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood
Scrotometer by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009
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fache-couture 

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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

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