Scro-TOM

A fag who makes gay comments about man asses and probably secretly wants to toss Joe's salad.

Scro-TOM...you've crossed the line this time...quit making gay comments about man ass.

by Not scro-TOM November 8, 2004

scrotometry

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.

He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.

by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

scrotomima

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey

Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!

by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

Scrotom Pole

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.

guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."

by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

scrotomic

1. one or more scrotums compressed to create a large amount of pressure

hey tom, that person killed three people with a scrotomic bomb

by NickH-T July 3, 2011

scrotom warmer

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.

hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!

by crotch sniffer April 23, 2006

Scrotometer

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.

The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood

by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009