Scrotometer

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.

The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood

by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009

scrotometry

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.

He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.

by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 6, 2003

scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.

Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

Scotometry

The study of the Scotometer.
Note: See "Scotometer"

I gotta get to my Scotometry class.

I hear studying scotometry takes alot of elbow grease and time in the house.

by Sampson January 24, 2003