scrotoma 

n. Numb, denervated, essentially “blind” patch of skin on the genitals caused by nerve damage during a surgical repair of a groin hernia.

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Oooo! You like that don’t you baby!?

Sorry? Were you touching me? My surgeon said that after my operation I would have a very numb, very large scrotoma.

Well, it’s numb all right, Sugar. But from here it don’t look all that large.

scrotoma by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.

He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.

scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

scrotomima 

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey

Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!

scrotomima by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

Scrotom Pole 

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.

guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."

Scrotom Pole by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

scrotomic 

1. one or more scrotums compressed to create a large amount of pressure

hey tom, that person killed three people with a scrotomic bomb

scrotomic by NickH-T July 3, 2011

scrotom warmer 

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.

hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!

scrotom warmer by crotch sniffer April 23, 2006

Scrotometer 

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.

The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood

Scrotometer by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009