scrotoma
n. Numb, denervated, essentially “blind” patch of skin on the genitals caused by nerve damage during a surgical repair of a groin hernia.
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scrotometry
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006
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scrotomima
Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).
teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey
teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey
Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.
Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!
Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!
scrotomima by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006
Scrotom Pole
When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.
guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"
guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"
guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"
guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."
guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"
guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"
guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."
Scrotom Pole by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010
scrotomic
scrotom warmer
scrotom warmer by crotch sniffer April 23, 2006
Scrotometer
A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.
The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood
Scrotometer by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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