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Scriptural 

Scriptural (n): a reference to a body of written work that is considered of cannonical nature.
Examples: For the human soul, the bible is considered "Scriptural" based on the word "scripture:

A car repair manual to repair a specific vehicle may be called the "scripture" for a specific repair technique used for that specific year make and model of vehicle
Scriptural by Phattmann August 22, 2009
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Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.
Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.
Booty Scriptures by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

scripture-thumper 

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.
"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."
scripture-thumper by Qit February 26, 2004

Scriptuation 

"scrip-chew-ay-shun"//: manner of being situated with the manuscript; location pertaining to a position or post of employment with possession of the written text of a play, motion picture, or radio or television broadcast with intent to distribute.
What's the scriptuation you ask? Im in the control room, you're doing anchor, and if Eric doesnt have his script he will be excessively passive aggressive towards you without addressing you personally, that's the scriptuation...son.
Scriptuation by Mm7746 April 25, 2008

Scriptical

1. Expressing your thoughts through writing rather than speaking.

2. Refers to that which is written rather than spoken.

3. Relating to proficiency in the use and understanding of words.
1. David is a scriptical assasssin.

2. Ryan insists on a scriptical contract because oral agreements are too difficult to enforce.
Scriptical by Goose/O'Boogie September 4, 2009

scriptures 

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).
scriptures by Antinous September 11, 2003

Scripturamorphobia 

The irrational fear of transforming into a written text or character.
Alex couldn't help but feel a strong wave of scripturamorphobia whenever he opened a book, fearing that he might somehow get trapped or turn into one of the stories' characters.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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