Fatbeard

A stereotypical geek; i.e. one who looks like the Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons."

"Want to go down to the game store?"
"No, the owner treats everyone except his fellow fatbeards like hell."

by Qit May 08, 2005

cheongsam

See qipao, but refers specifically to the long-skirted version.

"Once I've got the spare money, I'm getting one of those blue satin cheongsams from the import shop!"

by Qit January 12, 2004

teddy bear

1) A plush toy in the form of a bear cub.

2) A big, beefy guy who looks like he'd be fun to cuddle.

"The little boy fell asleep hugging a teddy bear."

"Abraham Benrubi is such a teddy bear!"

by Qit January 22, 2004

chubby-chaser

See FA, but usually refers to gay guys who prefer BHM.

"He's such a chubby-chaser...if anything, he has a worse crush on Steve Harwell than I do."

by Qit February 26, 2004

homophobe

This should mean someone who's afraid of sameness, or afraid of humans. Instead, it means someone who hates homosexuals (but may or may not actually be afraid of them).

"Why were they gay-bashing?"
"Because they're homophobes."
"But if they're scared of gays, why didn't they run screaming at the sight of them?"
"I didn't come up with the term!"

by Qit February 25, 2004

Vegan

Someone who refuses to either eat or wear anything derived from an animal. Not necessarily any less healthy than your typical omnivore—contrary to popular belief, you can get protein from some plants—but not necessarily any more so.

Also not inherently self-righteous...but altogether too many of them are.

"You can preach veganism at me all you want...but I'm not giving up chicken strips, silk shirts, or leather boots. Get over it."

by Qit January 21, 2004

capsaicin

The chemical in chili peppers that makes them "hot." Actually a mild irritant.

"How many times more capsaicin does a habañero have than a jalapeño?"

by Qit January 21, 2004