Qit's definitions

homosexual

Sexually attracted to the same sex. That is, men who want it from men, and women who want it from women. Not necessarily obsessed with anal or oral sex. The common slang term is "gay." (Also used is "queer," but you shouldn't use that term unless you are yourself one.)

Not necessarily any more lewd, kinky, perverted, or normal than straights...but not necessarily any less so.

"Those scripture-thumpers are protesting the idea of a homosexual running for the Senate."
"Huh? I thought that candidate was just gay!"

by Qit February 25, 2004

BHM

Big Handsome Man. A cute fat guy.

"That cute BHM didn't even seem to notice that I was eyeing him. Guess I'll have to try blatant flirting..."

by Qit January 12, 2004

pro-choice

Someone who wants to keep abortion legal, wants euthanasia to be an option for the dying, or both. Not necessarily a heartless nihilist with no respect for human life, although that's a common stereotype. Usually considers abortion and euthanasia "necessary evils."

"I think abortion is wrong, but I realize that sometimes it's the only option. What does that make me?"
"You still count as pro-choice. Get used to it."

by Qit February 27, 2004

capsaicin

The chemical in chili peppers that makes them "hot." Actually a mild irritant.

"How many times more capsaicin does a habañero have than a jalapeño?"

by Qit January 21, 2004

chubby-chaser

See FA, but usually refers to gay guys who prefer BHM.

"He's such a chubby-chaser...if anything, he has a worse crush on Steve Harwell than I do."

by Qit February 26, 2004

teddy bear

1) A plush toy in the form of a bear cub.

2) A big, beefy guy who looks like he'd be fun to cuddle.

"The little boy fell asleep hugging a teddy bear."

"Abraham Benrubi is such a teddy bear!"

by Qit January 22, 2004

cheongsam

See qipao, but refers specifically to the long-skirted version.

"Once I've got the spare money, I'm getting one of those blue satin cheongsams from the import shop!"

by Qit January 12, 2004