Qit's definitions

N*sync

One of those awful boy bands. Contrary to popular belief, only one of them is gay (not that that matters). Only of particular interest to shallow little teenagers.

That's an N*Sync song. Change the station!

by Qit July 26, 2006

fat man

A guy who could be called a BHM, if he's cute enough. What every FFA wants to hook up with.

"I guess he's not bad-looking for a fat man."
"I'd say he's not bad-looking for an *anything!*"

by Qit May 8, 2005

Fatbeard

A stereotypical geek; i.e. one who looks like the Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons."

"Want to go down to the game store?"
"No, the owner treats everyone except his fellow fatbeards like hell."

by Qit May 8, 2005

chubby chaser

A fat admirer; usually but not always a gay male one. Also, chubby-chaser.

"What's a FA?"
"I believe the more common term is 'chubby chaser.'"

by Qit May 8, 2005

fat admirer

Someone (usually a straight man) who is genuinely attracted to people who are (at very least) fleshier than the ideal. Usually abbreviated as FA. See also: chubby-chaser, chubby chaser, FFA.

Ron came to the conclusion that he was a fat admirer when he finally accepted that he found Kelly Osbourne far more attractive than Mischa Barton.

by Qit May 8, 2005

NAAFA

An organization of rational adults of all sizes who, quite understandably, believe that fat people deserve the same respect as anyone else. Contrary to what their detractors may claim, they do not advocate gluttony, sloth, any of the five other deadly sins, or sitting on people.

"Joel just went off of another dumb diet...and he ended up fatter than he already was."

"That poor guy...always dieting and hitting the gym, but he never loses an ounce. What's he going to do now?"

"If he's smart, he's giving up dieting in favor of just eating right, finding a new gym that isn't swarming with bodybuilders, and joining NAAFA."

by Qit August 5, 2004

obese

1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.

"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."

by Qit June 23, 2004